Your Source for News That Hits Different
Welcome to The Daily Howe-itzer, where we fire off the day's most absurd stories with the precision of a well-aimed cannon and the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the funny bone.
Founded on the principle that reality has become so ridiculous that the only appropriate response is to satirize it into submission, The Daily Howe-itzer delivers hard-hitting comedy that leaves no sacred cow ungrilled, no political figure unparodied, and no news story un-exaggerated for maximum comedic effect.
Meet the Editor-in-Chief
The Daily Howe-itzer was founded by James "Jimmy" Howe, who traded the corporate world for wit and spreadsheets for satire. Born in Kingston, Jamaica, Jimmy migrated to the United States (with his parents and siblings), where he completed his education and enjoyed a successful career in the financial sector—until he realized that the real world was already more absurd than any joke he could write.
After leaving the corporate world to pursue his lifelong passions, Jimmy splits his time between acting, writing, and creating mini documentaries for his YouTube channel, Work World Adventures. Based in Colorado, he fuels his creativity with everything the outdoors has to offer—from hiking and mountain biking to snowboarding down slopes that are somehow less slippery than the financial markets he used to navigate.
Jimmy brings his unique perspective as a "Jamerican" who's seen both the conference room and the mountain peak, combining his analytical mind with his creative spirit to deliver satire that's both sharp and surprisingly insightful. His background gives him particular insight into daily absurdities, while his love of adventure keeps him grounded in the real world—even when he's busy making fun of it.
Our Mission
At The Daily Howe-itzer, we believe that laughter is the best medicine—especially when administered in large doses to treat the chronic condition of taking the news too seriously. We're committed to:
Transforming daily headlines into daily punchlines
Providing equal-opportunity ridicule across the political spectrum
Keeping our readers informed about what's happening in the world, even if we're making most of it up
Maintaining the highest standards of journalistic integrity (just kidding—we make stuff up for laughs)
What We Do
Our one-person crack team of comedy writers, failed journalists, and professional procrastinators works around the clock to bring you:
Breaking News: We break news so you don't have to—literally. We take real events and shatter them into a thousand comedic pieces.
Political Satire: We lampoon politicians with the dedication of a medieval court jester, but with better Wi-Fi and significantly less risk of beheading.
Social Commentary: We observe society's quirks and amplify them to ridiculous proportions, like a funhouse mirror for current events.
Investigative Humor: We dig deep into stories that matter, then bury them under layers of jokes and puns.
Our Standards
The Daily Howe-itzer maintains the highest standards of satirical journalism:
Accuracy: We're 100% accurate at being inaccurate
Fairness: We're equally unfair to everyone
Timeliness: We're always on time for a good joke, even if we're late for everything else
Ethics: We have a strict code of ethics—we just can't remember where we put it
A Word of Warning
The Daily Howe-itzer is a work of satire. Our articles are not real news, though they may occasionally stumble into truth by accident. We are not responsible for any confusion, outrage, or uncontrollable laughter that may result from reading our content. Side effects may include: improved mood, decreased faith in actual journalism, and the sudden urge to fact-check everything you read online.
If you find yourself taking our articles seriously, please consult your sense of humor immediately.
Contact Us
Have a tip for a story? A complaint about our complete lack of journalistic integrity? A compliment about our devastating wit? We'd love to hear from you!
Email: howdy@dailyhowe-itzer.com YouTube: @Work-WorldAdventures
Remember: If you're not laughing, you're not reading hard enough.
The Daily Howe-itzer: Because the real news is already a joke—we just make it funnier.